women and guy prayer

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Post 1 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 27-Jul-2005 22:16:50

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't ! give a
shit!!!! amen.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 29-Jul-2005 13:38:15

lol

Post 3 by Jess227 on Friday, 29-Jul-2005 22:52:00

I've seen better jokes then that one.